More Kevinisms

I kept Kevin another night because his mom (and mine) were stuck at the Cape in the snow. We've been having brown water whenever we turn on the tub water. However, if you shut it off after a few seconds, drain it, and put new water in, it's fine. Anyway, Kevin said the water was brown today and I was like, "No it isn't. It's fine." So a little later I told him to go in and check on the water. I meant the water level, but he came back and said, "The water's not brown. It is after you wash the dirties off, though."

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At lunch today, Kevin was nervous becuase there was a ladybug. I tried to tell him that it wouldn't hurt him, but it was still upsetting him. I said, "Aren't you the bug killer at your house?"
Kevin: I was.
Michelle: What happened?
Kevin: Some guy fired me.
Michelle: Haha oh really? Who?
Kevin: My ladybug killing boss.

A few minutes Later....
Kevin: I used to be the bug killer, but I'm taking a break.